The Bastard is Getting a Tan!

My scene partner told me at yesterday's rehearsal that on top of going to the gym he's started tanning.

Damn Him!

Now, I may not be as pale in comparison to some people ;), but no one can mistake me for anything but caucasian. If he gets all bronzed and stuff, then I will look like a ghost standing next to him.

I really don't want to start going to a tanning salon though. I think I might get some of those creams that gradually add colour to your skin. That stuff worked out well when I had to wear a strapless dress for my cousin's wedding.

GRRRR

The things we do just because the thought of 300 people a night staring at our half-naked flesh makes us uncomfortable.