I'm so Vain, I bet I think this song is about me

Why is it that whenever you are having a bad day and just don't feel like putting any effort in your appearance that's the day that about a million people whom you have not seen in like five years decide to bump into you? But if you actually put in some time and effort into looking nice no one seems to be around?

Last Friday was a bummy kinda day: semi-clean jeans with a hole in them, oversized sweatshirt, no makeup, glasses, bad hair day. So of course I run into a guy I had one date with before I met Darcy and never called back because I wasn't interested. and what is he wearing? A suit. A really really nice suit. And I look like I had just crawled out of the gutter. Yeah, he's definately missing out.

Then later on that afternoon, my summer student (whom I'm pretty sure had little or no respect for me and wanted my job) stops by the office since she was on campus and away from her high-profile job with the Ottawa Senators. As usual, her hair and makeup is perfect, and she's wearing a super cute outfit complete with an expensive set of heels. Compared to me, she looks like the Business Woman of the Year. Yeah, she's definately respecting me more now.


So, I decide that this week will be different. Every day my makeup has been perfect and my outfits even more so.


Any blasts from the past coming my way now? Of course not, because that would be convenient.