Nancy's Law
If you carry an umbrella around with you, no matter how much the Weather Network tells you it's going to rain, it will not rain. However, if you don't have an umbrella, it will rain.
If you check for toilet paper in a public washroom, there will always be some there. If you forget to check, there will be none.
If you need to be somewhere in a hurry, the bus will always be late. If you don't have to be anywhere in a hurry, it will magically appear for you.
Fill in your own variations of Murphy's Law in the comment section.
If you check for toilet paper in a public washroom, there will always be some there. If you forget to check, there will be none.
If you need to be somewhere in a hurry, the bus will always be late. If you don't have to be anywhere in a hurry, it will magically appear for you.
Fill in your own variations of Murphy's Law in the comment section.
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posted by Nancy Kenny at
9:05 PM
4 Comments:
If you get really drunk and want to have sex, you will be too drunk to have sex.
By
fhjvbdfivjhb, at 12:52 AM
No matter what you try to say, Shakespeare already said it, and he said it better than you.
By
anycheese, at 2:25 PM
By the time you have fully taken advantage of your new, faster computer, you have a slower computer.
If you have more time than usual, you will fill it with things you'd been meaning to do when you had more time, until you are late.
By
Peter Noone, at 7:45 PM
By the way, Shakespeare didn't say nothin' about computers.
By
Peter Noone, at 7:45 PM
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