When you're a big star, could you...
By now, many of my friends have been told that I have an agent. While I appreciate that everyone is immediately assuming that I will be a big star, my list of things to accomplish for these soon to be "little people" is growing.
-My sister would like a fancy, fully loaded IKEA closet, as well as a car. The same one that Carlos got Gabrielle on Desperate Housewives. I forget what it's called.
-My friend Lucas wants to be my "wellness guru," to help me cope with the stresses of being rich and famous. Like not being able to go to the grocery store because I'm too famous. He tells me that that is a very serious problem that I will need a wellness guru to solve. I am also to tell all my big star friends about my guru with things like "Oh you should meet The Lucas, he's my personal wellness guru"
"Whenever I don't know what to do, he offers the most wise and appropriate advice I could ever ask for" Advice like "Be like the feather that floats in the wind." And they would love it and hire him, therby increasing his profit margin. If I don't, the consequences could be dire. DIRE!
-My roomate Karyn wants Brad Pitt. Or a Brad Pitt look-alike. Or a car.
I'm sure the list will just keep getting longer too. Please leave your name and any personnal requests in the comment section and I'll get to it as soon as possible. That is, if I haven't already forgotten the little people by then :p
-My sister would like a fancy, fully loaded IKEA closet, as well as a car. The same one that Carlos got Gabrielle on Desperate Housewives. I forget what it's called.
-My friend Lucas wants to be my "wellness guru," to help me cope with the stresses of being rich and famous. Like not being able to go to the grocery store because I'm too famous. He tells me that that is a very serious problem that I will need a wellness guru to solve. I am also to tell all my big star friends about my guru with things like "Oh you should meet The Lucas, he's my personal wellness guru"
"Whenever I don't know what to do, he offers the most wise and appropriate advice I could ever ask for" Advice like "Be like the feather that floats in the wind." And they would love it and hire him, therby increasing his profit margin. If I don't, the consequences could be dire. DIRE!
-My roomate Karyn wants Brad Pitt. Or a Brad Pitt look-alike. Or a car.
I'm sure the list will just keep getting longer too. Please leave your name and any personnal requests in the comment section and I'll get to it as soon as possible. That is, if I haven't already forgotten the little people by then :p
posted by Nancy Kenny at
5:27 PM
1 Comments:
I would really like a BBQ with one of those side elements that you can cook onions on. mmmm.
OH! and a box of those burgers that are made out of steak.
and a glass of pink lemonade with ice in it.
and a deck chair to lie in the sun on.
and a napkin to get the ketchup and crumbs out of my cheast hair.
and a monkey that would do my bidding.
that is all. now go, run along, and earn millions.... i don't care if you forget about me... just don't forget about my bbq
dw
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darryldubya, at 5:11 AM
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